1. itsb0sstime:

    georgia-dream:

    if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

    if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

    THANK. YOU.

    (via hellabackboy)

     
  2. moriartysdance:

    And it turns out you’re ordinary. Just like all of them.

    (via ben-c)

     

  3. imdoingstuffandthingslori:

    lesmiserablephantom:

    totallynotmisha:

    damianmcgintleman:

    twerker:

    2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

    image

    image

    what about 1982
    1983
    1984
    1985
    &
    1986 Hmmm

    since 1987. 

    image

    (Source: bowel, via hellabackboy)

     

  4. lenny-leonard:

    Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

    (Source: lizardswarms, via quietdistaste)

     

  5. witchyhellbroth:

    pinenolanapple:

    it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

    #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

    (Source: 5-seconds-of-sodomy, via sniffingsquirrel)

     
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  7. Ozzie loves the squaddie

    (Source: tracy-westside, via alishenciya)

     
  8. hi-nu-roly:

    chongotheartist:

    theyatemytailorr:

    never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

    i love you chongo

    (via sniffingsquirrel)

     
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  10. Watching Hunger Games

    1. Book Katniss: This was my dad's jacket
    2. Movie Katniss: My dad was a woman's size 4